Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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