Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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