should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
my liver is dry heaving
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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