have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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