my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just had sex bonerless
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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