did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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