They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
3pm strippers are depressing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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