this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
