Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
this just has baby written all over it
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have aggressive nipples.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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