Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
