How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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