I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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