Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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