shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
