I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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