office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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