So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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