It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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