road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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