Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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