Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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