Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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