I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
