guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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