Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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