Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There r osticjed everywhere
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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