her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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