He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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