If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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