you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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