Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Randomize
