So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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