Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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