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can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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