I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How does it feel to date your dad?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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