Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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