I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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