I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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