There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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