Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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