All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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