'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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