Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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