Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wish i was in the wii world.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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