Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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