i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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