its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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