I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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