If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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