I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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