# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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